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10.04.2007 в 05:53:46

// SHUTKA

yedot sibye paren... kaneshno k shluhi....

prihodit on b publichniy dom... i ishit sibye kak padishevle....

on yedot i vidit: 400 shekel, 500 shekel, 700 shekel a vidit yesho dver i napisana na ney 50 shekel.....

on takoy gavarit: "opa, ete mne pakarmanu...."!!!!!!
zahodit, kaneshna delayat to zachem on prishol... a shluha gavarit imu: "800 shekel pazalusta...."

on gavarit yey: "ti cho, ahuyela???????? napisana na dveri 50 shekel!!!!!!!"
a ona imu gavarit: "ti minya yebal ele dver"?????????????
10.04.2007 в 05:35:53

// Шутка

prihodit uchitel po matimateke k vika i sashe i sprasivayet:

"ya vchera slishal straniye golosa s classa..."
vika smeyotsa a sasha gavorit: "ne mozit bit...."

uchitel prodolzayet... "ya nashol prizirvativ na polu...."
vika smeyotsa a sasha gavorit: "ne mozet bit...."

uchitel prodolzayet... "ya uvidel tam shtoto beloye vnutri...."
vika smeyotsa a sasha gavorit: "ne mozit bit...."

uchitel prodolzayet... "ya tak smotrel, i uvidel shto v prizirvative yest dirka i vse vihodit naruzu....."
sasha smeyotsa a vika gavorit: "ne mozit bit...."